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sekelley's Journal

17 November
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I am the most boring person alive. I even put myself to sleep. Would to God I had the excuse of narcolepsy. To date, my greatest personal accomplishment is the realization that the batteries that come pre-installed in those spin brushes are usually almost dead. I would be a virulent racist, but everyone hates humans these days, not just me. My life ambition was to become the "Uncle Tom" of our alien overlords, but this seems increasingly improbable. Damn the lunatic fringe for getting my hopes up! My lone solace is watching Battlestar Galactica and dreaming of what may yet be...